distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

Just had to turn down a date with the most perfect guy on tinder cause I found out he went on a date with my best friend two weeks ago, fuck my actual life.

04 Oct   3 notes

arabwife:

I can’t wait for the day a woman’s strength isn’t dictated by how much abuse she can endure

pixelrey:

“i am LEAVING the sw fandom and i absolutely refuse to watch any future star wars movies if kylo ren gets redeemed!!”

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eastafriqueen:

JetBlue is offering $99-$159 one way tickets out of all Florida airports they operate out of (MIA not included) destinations even in New York. If you live in South Florida or along the coast and are trying to evacuate via air take advantage of this. Other airlines are making their prices deliberately ridiculous just because they can in this moment of desperation.

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/finance/news/jetblue-caps-ticket-prices-florida-99-ahead-hurricane-irma-173232462.html

galgadotsource:

Gal Gadot
© Angelo Kritikos // Bello

every guy I’m into rn has a girlfriend with the exact same haircut.

06 Sep   1 note

aliciavikander:

I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
What if this is the best version?

LADY BIRD (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig

Josh's Last Dust and Ashes
Josh Groban

elizadeservesbetter:

Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

July 2, 2017, Josh Groban’s final performance (with the 2 minute standing ovation at the end)

full audio up for trade here

ronibravo:

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

lucassteel:

The cast of Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 take their final bows on September 3, 2017

afternoonied:

What Went Down at The Great Comet 9/3

  • The line to get in went around to 46th street
  • The second Dave came out everyone cheered for a solid minute
  • Everyone in Prologue got a lot of applause!
  • Insert another minute of applause after Pierre
  • Grace McLean was killing it (as usual) during Moscow; Sonya was just chilling in the back trying to get Marya’s attention from Natasha (definitely not her favorite godchild)
  • Blaine was amazing as Bolkonsky!
  • Sam Pinkelton (it that how it’s spelled? Please correct me!), Rachel Chavkin, Bradley King, and Josh Groban were all there!
  • Lucas also got a crap ton of applause, which he totally deserved
  • Sam Pinkelton was boppin to the duel highkey
  • During Dust and Ashes, the ensemble stands behind the mezzanine and does the choral parts (you know the ones)
  • TWO MINUTE STANDING OVATION AFTER DUST AND ASHES! Dave looked shook
  • Amber Gray just being Amber Gray was a highlight tbh
  • The techno parts are done on a electric keyboard looking thing by a musician in the boxes!
  • During Letters, the lady passing the letter had to climb on stage on all fours and tbh, iconic
  • Sonya Alone killed me
  • When Balaga started, the air was electric, there was so much energy! The WOOOOAAAHH got applause as well!
  • During The Abuction, when Anatole sits everyone down, everyone clapped and Lucas shushed us akdkskdk
  • After the fur cloak bit, Pierre rings a bell by hitting it with a mallet, but Dave missed it the first time
  • PETERSBURG
  • During Pierre and Natasha and The Great Comet of 1812, Dave was crying, poor guy (so was Denée) as was the audience
  • Standing ovation! Rachel Chavkin gave a great speech!
  • At the stage door (which was wild) they threw egg shakers out into the crowd lol

emmastonesource:

Emma Stone and Billie Jean King at the Telluride Film Festival (September 02, 2017)

HG